update 2

chris's diet plan:

1) don't work for 6 mths and don't eat to save money.
2) get a job in a city where you don't know anybody, work
all the time because you have nobody to hang out with and
no time to meet anybody, and don't eat because you don't
have time.

i think i've dropped 25 lbs in the past 10 mths.

yeh, i guess it's a career and that's what we are supposed
to want out of life. stress, depression, high blood pressure,
rapid weight lose, hallunications. boy-o-boy! that's what
life is all about, ain't it! gosh, i'm so grateful that i'll die
young but have a rewarding career. i'll be so admired by
society. it warms the cockles of my glucose-starved heart ...